Roses are blue Colton is gay

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

I agree to the terms and conditions

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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