Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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what is 3+3= 8

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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