- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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