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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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