Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What fires shots? A gun

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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