- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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