Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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