Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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