why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How old are you? 7

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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