Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

* anti-punchline

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Anti Joke

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