Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

VITAMIN C!

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What did the old man say? Im old

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

PENIS :)

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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