- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

1+2 = 6

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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