What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

thumb_up thumb_down +16

antijoke is the best website.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops