You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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