whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

VITAMIN C!

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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