- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Womans baksetball...

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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