- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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