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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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