- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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