What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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