- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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