Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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