- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Tony Romo

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What stops a train? A missile

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What do u call a cripple Biv

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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