Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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the sky is green no it is not

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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