- Anti Joke

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.