- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

this website even though its hilarious.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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