Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

knock knock go away!!!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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