Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Please ignore this statement.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

A man did not like this site

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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