Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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