- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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