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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere