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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

1+2 = 6

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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