Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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