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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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