- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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