- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

here's a joke... the american education society

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

A black person dies.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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