what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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