- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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