- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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