- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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