A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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