- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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