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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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