- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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