Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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