- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

Oh...okay, good.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

NEVER

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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