- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What what In the butt

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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