Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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womens rights

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Kenny G

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Ruller

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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