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your fat

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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