- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

does this look unsure to you?

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Jews for Jesus

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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