- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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