chuck norris is a little b|tch

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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