- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

George W. Bush

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

noodles

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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