Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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