Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

live babies

I got shot, you laughed

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Well, this is fun.

Asians...

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

George W. Bush

DERP

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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