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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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