How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Rick Perry.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Nickelback

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your all shit at jokes

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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My life

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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