a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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balls in ya mouf

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I love you.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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wanna hear a joke? no

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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