Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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An antijoke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Exactly what?

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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penis

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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