what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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American healthcare.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Rick Perry.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What's 6+2? 16

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apple pie.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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