why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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