What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Dallas Cowboys

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

American healthcare.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

knock knock go away

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

No joke.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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