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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Carlton

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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