There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Potato salad

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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