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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Detroit has a low crime rate

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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