- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

an american walks out of a strip club.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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