what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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