What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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I don't get it

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was 12 years old. He is dad was rich from his business and so when it came time for his 12 year old boy to turn 13 he insisted on buying the boy whatever he wanted. He thought that the imagination of a 12 year old boy might in fact humour him, even if the cost of such a present reached the millions. He asked his son "Son, a very special day's coming up", his son smirked "I know Dad". "Well, what would you like?" asked the Dad. His son pondered for several seconds before replying, "honestly Dad, all I want it 12 Pink Ping Pong balls". The Dad, curious and a little disappointed asked "of course son, but why?". His son replied "I can;t say, I'd just like them for my birthday please". And so on his thirteenth birthday, he indeed received 12 Pink Ping Pong balls. His Dad thought nothing of it until next year, when he asked his son "what would you like for your birthday this year son? A new 82-inch Tv for you toilet, or how about a new jet?". His soon blew the hair out of his eyes and said, "Dad, all I want is room full of Pink Ping Pong balls". His dad again agreed but asked "why Pink Ping Pong balls son?". His son replied "I'll tell you when I get them". True to his word when the boy turned 14, he received a whole room full of Pink Ping Pong balls and his Dad asked him "now why did you want them son". But his son replied "I'll tell you next year". Rather reluctantly his Dad agreed. and then he died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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