- Anti Joke

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

sorry got to poo

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.