- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Double-whammy

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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