A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Women's rights

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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