- Anti Joke

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill