- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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