- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What's worse than this That :(

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

"hey do you know the date" "58"

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