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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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