- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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