Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

you gay?

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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