- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Refridgerator.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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