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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

what looks like a banana? a penis

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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