- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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