What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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