- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

the sky is green no it is not

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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