why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Burp

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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