- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

someone called someone else a frog

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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