- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Black people in Camden NJ.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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